Movies to make your brain happy

Welcome to my site, this page is dedicated to helping people find new movies to watch. Either on a lazy Sunday or on a movie night with buddies. Hopefully you find something here, and if you have any suggestions than feel free to email them to me.

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Friday, April 30, 2010

Wild Wild West

This movie is a dumb action movie, filled with the most generic steampunk equipment around. Not that it's a bad thing. Sometimes you need a dumb movie, and the steam-tech is pretty cool even if it's generic. This movie is basically about Dr. Loveless trying to take over America by forcing the United States to disband with his Steampunk tech.

Hilarity ensues.

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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Silent Hill

I love this movie, it's that amount of scary where I don't shit myself, but still really creepy to watch/cuddle with your significant other. Anyway, follow Rose as she tries to find her daughter...um in Silent Hill...bad stuff happens.

Wow, yeah that's pretty much it. But the bad stuff is real creepy. I promise. Enjoy!

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Galaxy Quest

The movie for everyone that ever watched Star Trek, simultaneously mocking and applauding the show. In this movie you watch as the cast of "Galaxy Quest" saves an alien race from another alien race. LOADED with generic sci-fi moments but it does it in a clever way that is actually really awesome.

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Monday, April 26, 2010

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

Follow Sinbad on his adventures at sea to defeat Aeris the Goddess of Chaos. She's stolen The Book of Peace and framed Sinbad for it. He has to steal it back from her to clear his name and save his best friends life.

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Sunday, April 25, 2010

The Boondock Saints

The Best Cult Classic Movie Ever. If you disagree I will fight you. Seriously. Follow the two brothers, Connor and Murphy MacManus, as they accidentally fall into a world of killing professional criminals. But they never lose their sense of humor about it. It's brilliant in it's application and deserves to be better acclaimed than it really is.

The sequel sucked though.

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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Party on dudes!
This is a great, dumb, feel good movie. Filled with random history tid bits and 80's style dude moments. A surprisingly entertaining movie filled with quotes that you'll be saying for the next few days after you watch the movie. And uh, just ignore the time paradoxes.

Be Excellent to each other!

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Jurassic Park

Pretty much the best Dinosaur movie ever. Micheal Crichton makes a damn good book, and this one translated so well into a movie. Basically, InGen is a bioengeneering company that has created dinosaurs. They're planning on putting them into a theme park to make money. Unfortunatly before they get the park totally up and running...some things happen...so to placate their investors InGen gets three dinosaur scientists to inspect the park and give it the thumbs up.

People eating ensues.

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Friday, April 9, 2010

The Powerpuff Girls Movie

So this is not a brilliant movie, but neither is most of the stuff I post here. This movie is basically a satire/family friendly version of every superhero origins story. Watch this to "find out" (as if it wasn't stated at the beginning of every regular episode" how the Powerpuff Girls came to be. Follow them as they fight Mojo Jojo, adversity, and save this one damn dog. It's dumb, it's funny, and you get to watch little girls beat up monkeys.

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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Spaceballs

Spaceballs is a big FU to Starwars, directed by Mel Brooks. Basically, it's Star Wars but funnier and with more racism and bigotry. But it's okay...because...Mel Brooks is allowed to make fun of jews...right...?

Anyway, follow Captain Lonestar as his saves the Druish Princess Vespa for Dark Helmet. Along the way Lonestar discovers the Schwartz, the most powerful force in the universe, unfortunately Lord Helmet has the downside of the Schwartz, so that sucks. Seriously, this movie is great, watch it. Immediately.

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Aliens


Aliens, takes off from the original horror genre of Alien, and goes into the action/adventure genre. Full of badassery and things exploding you follow Riply, Newt, and Captain Hicks as they try to survive on what they thought was a dead outpost, but is actually filled with hundreds of the aliens from the first movie. Going all the way to the ridiculous Power Armor Vs. Queen battle.

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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The Thing


One of the best scary movies, ever. Seriously. Set in Antartica, it's about an alien that can kill you and and make itself look like you. But this is no invasion of the body snatchers. They don't just take you and make you like a Zombie. They kill you and take your memories, everything about you, they act like you so that they can stay alive. And the humans in this movie must keep the aliens from spreading to the mainland. In my opinion, it's the standard by which all other horror movies should be judged.

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Monday, April 5, 2010

Army of Darkness


Bruce Campbell at his finest. Less gory, but funnier than The Evil Dead it's my favorite of the trillogy. It's basically about Ash, accidentally going back in time and having to fight against an evil version of him self, and that god damn Necronomicon. It's hillarious, unrealistic, and occasionally just stupid in the funniest way. You've got to watch this movie, if for no other reason because or it's cult status.

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Don't forget: "Klaatu... verata ...uh necktie"

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Mars Attacks


Mars Attacks. The 1996 blockbuster. It contains more stars that pretty much any movie ever. It's a parody of every Martian attack movie ever. Especially all of the really bad B-movie 50's martians. The way they defeat the aliens is *priceless*, much better than how they do it in War of the Worlds. Basically, Martians come to Earth pretending to be friendly, they they attack. However, as they see themselves as the superior race they just toy with humans through most of the movie. Almost every alien stereotype I've ever heard of is in this movie. It's awesome.

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Saturday, April 3, 2010

Back to the Future Trillogy


The movie that made an entire generation want to buy a Delorian. This is one of the best movie trilogies I've ever seen. In the Story Marty travels back in time to 1955, then back to 1985, then forward 30 years to 2015. It's actually pretty funny to see all the stuff we're apparently going to have in 5 years. The movie is funny, and action packed. And I love how it turns into a sci-fi western in part three. It's a smart funny movie and you got to watch it again. Don't act like you don't know EXACTLY how many gigawatts it takes to power the flux capacitor.

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Friday, April 2, 2010

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?



You forgot about this movie didn't you? But it is pure, liquified excellence. It's a noir comedy. That is an awesome combo. It came out before everyone and their mother thought that CGI was the only way to make a movie. It combines traditional animation with live action. And it does it amazingly. You only notice it a few times, otherwise it's almost perfect. If you like comedies you need to watch this movie. This is basically the story of the Toon "Roger Rabbit" getting framed, and detective Eddie Valiant, who hates toons, has to solve the mystery before it's too late.

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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Mortal Kombat


This is not a smart movie, in fact it's a pretty dumb one. Still, given the source material I'd say the writers did an okay job. It's considered by many to be one of the best movies derived from a video game.

When you go to watch this just remember, you're watching a dumb movie where you get to see live action versions of Mortal Kombat fights. That's what the movie is for and it does a decent job at it. It's a stupid martial arts movie, but Scorpion is still a badass and some of the terrible jokes are actually pretty funny. So give it a shot, and load up an old copy of Mortal Kombat to remember the old days when it was edgy still.

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