Movies to make your brain happy

Welcome to my site, this page is dedicated to helping people find new movies to watch. Either on a lazy Sunday or on a movie night with buddies. Hopefully you find something here, and if you have any suggestions than feel free to email them to me.

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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Captain America: The First Avenger






Captain America! He punches Nazis! Then Hydra! AMURICA!!!!

Okay, this movie is actually a lot less stupid than that, it's a damn good origin movie and it ties in rather well with the Avengers movie.

Not much to say else, it's the origin of Captain America, every comic nerd already knows it, and those that don't? It's a superhero/war movie. There ya go.

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Sunday, November 6, 2011

Super 8


What happens when JJ Abrams and Steven Spielberg have a love child?

Apparently you get a pretty awesome movie out of it. It's truly a homage to how movies where made back in the day, but with all of the action of modern movies. It's ET meets Cloverfield and I loved it.

A bunch of kids accidentally film a train crash and then shit gets weird. Government occupation and magic cubes. Woah.

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Flash Point

Donnie Yen is a cop, and a ninja, and apparently bullet-proof. HOLY SHIT, martial arts out the ass. Seriously, bitches be crazy. So, basically it's what a cop drama would be if Micheal Bay directed it and decided his new fetish was MMA.

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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Howl's Moving Castle


Another Miyazaki film, this is a story about Sophie an confident girl thrown into a world of wizards and magic. She has to overcome her self doubt to save the family she grows to love and stop a war that has broken out in her country. DAMN.

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Thursday, September 22, 2011

The Hangover


Guys go to Vegas, lose their friend, and then crazy shit. Honestly, the plot is paper thin. It's all about the crazy shit. And a Tiger. That being said, it's funny as shit.

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Saturday, September 3, 2011

X-Men: First Class


Okay, one thing needs to be said before I get started, I AM NOT an X-Men comic book fan. I've never really gotten into the story, and honestly I'm tired of the sob story behind the mutants in the comics, the shit just gets old fast.

That being said, I didn't go into rage mode when I noticed that almost none of the characters in the movie made sense canonically to the story of X-Men. In fact, the only part of X-men that I still find interesting is the relationship between Professor X and Magneto, and they explore that in the film. That was the reason I watched this movie and I enjoyed it, if you're a huge X-Men fan, you might not like this.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Liar Liar


Jim Carrey is a liar, and a Lawyer. It's a good mix actually, until his disgruntled son wishes that, "for one day he couldn't lie". Shit gets truthful at this point. And it's HI-Larious.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Ferris Bueller's Day Off






A punk kid skips school, steals a car, and tortures his hard working principal that just wants to make sure he gets an education. What a dick, right? Anyway, comedy, classic, OOOOOOHHHH YEEEAAAHHH.

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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Fight Club


"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

Fight club is a brilliant social satire of our consumerist world, I'm sure by now the end of the movie has been ruined for you, but you can't consider yourself truly complete until you've seen this movie at least once.

And remember, the first rule of Fight Club, "You do NOT talk about Fight Club."

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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Jaws 3-D





I feel the need to point out, this is NOT a blog about good movies, but about fun movies that you should watch "on a rainy day" that being said; This is the funniest "Thriller" film I've ever seen. It's not at all a good movie, and it is incredibly dated. Still, I love it. Take a shot every time a 3-D effect occurs (especially funny since it won't actually be 3-D without the glasses.)

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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Grease


Look, I'm going to be honest. This is a musical and I like it, come on, it's not like you don't already know every damn word to every single song. Okay, teenagers in 1950 sing songs about...the things they do? Whatever, it's a classic, you're not allowed not to at least be a little interested in seeing it.

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Sunday, July 24, 2011

The Lion King 1 1/2






A meaningless kids movie, based on a dark Disney movie that was critically acclaimed. This is nothing more than an excuse to be silly and make Disney some extra money. That being said, it's fun. I enjoy it.


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Friday, July 22, 2011

The Odyssey of Flight 33


Okay, I'm cheating. Twice. This is an episode of The Twilight Zone, not a full movie. Second, the accompanying torrent is for ALL of the Twilight Zone, not just this episode. However, you could just download the one episode if you want. Okay, Airplane accidentally goes off course, VERY off course, the dinosaur pictured above is cannon to the episode off course. Also, it's from 1961, forgive the claymation.

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Monday, June 20, 2011

Idiocracy

A comedy set 500 years in the future where everyone is a god damn moron. Basically, it's a future where everyone is like my coworkers. Yes, Jessica, I hate you. Anyway, follow an average guy as he tries to go back in time so he doesn't have to live in a world where everyone thinks he sounds "faggy."

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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Underworld


Kate Beckinsale shoot things and um, wow, she looks great dressed like that. Anyway, Vampires Vs. Werewolves. Shit gets real, when a human gets involved. But WAIT! He's the chosen one, or something. Anyway, Ninja ensues, Kate is hot, and take a shot every time a vampire implies that Werewolves are stupid.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Dorkness Rising


Dorkness Rising is about a group of DND players and the trials of Roleplaying. Yes, I said that, and I was being serious. It's a comedy, and it's really nerdy. I love this movie. If you have ever played DND, any game by Steve Jackson, or considered yourself a nerd, you should give this movie a watch.





Saturday, May 14, 2011

The Quest


So, I accidentally found this movie. I was looking for Bloodsport, but whatever. Jean-Claude Van Damme runs from the cops, gets kidnapped, twice, then fights in a martial arts tournament. Look, the fights look cool, just go watch.

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Sunday, May 8, 2011

Hot Fuzz

Nicolas Angel is the best cop in London, so good that they send him off to some podunk town in the sticks so he stops making them look bad. However, the best little village in England isn't as safe as it looks. And Nick and his partner Danny have to use "Proper action and shit" to save the day.

Lock and Load.

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Friday, May 6, 2011

Unstoppable






Denzel Washington and some white guy stop a train from killing everyone ever. I think, something like that. Watch the movie and it will feel like that's what's going on. This movie is god damn tense. Also, Denzel Washington is awesome.


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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Predators

Just got around to watching this, finally a good sequel to Predator. Not that either movie is all that great, but it's a FUN movie. That's what is important here. So, basically, a bunch of killers gets dropped into a forest with no way out. (Sounds a lot like the first movie, right?) So that basically shoot their way out, awesome. Not much else to the movie, but that's all it needs.

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

District 13

Parkour: The Movie. That's what this movie should have been called. Basically, a cop and a vigilante have to save a shity part of France from a drug dealer. Oh, also Parkour. Lots and lots of Parkour. Also it's French.

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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Pulp Fiction

I don't even know where to start, um here is the IMDB description, "The lives of two mob hit men, a boxer, a gangster's wife, and a pair of diner bandits intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption."

That doesn't really tell you anything, it's um, violent and funny. Lets go with that. Enjoy. If you're not sure, just look at the IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes for the movie.

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Monday, April 11, 2011

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls






Not that Ace Ventura 1 isn't funny, but this sequal is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I could quote this movie all day, and it's just so absurd. This is one of Carrey's funniest movies and I really enjoyed it. Follow the Pet Detective to Africa as he finds the location of the Sacred Animal SHIKAKAH! He is under a short time limit to prevent war between two tribes that worship the bat.

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Saturday, April 9, 2011

Independence Day


Will Smith punches aliens while Ian Malcom hacks alien computers. Bam! Action without any real semblance of logic! Seriously, it's the prototypical guy movie. The only way it could be more of a guy movie is if there was a stripper in it...oh wait, there is.

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Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is one of my favorite movies of all times. It's about the King of Holloween, Jack Skellington, growing restless with his position. He stumbles upon the magical world of Christmas and decides that the next logical step for him to take is to run Christmas. He then gets all of the demons and monsters from Holloween Town to help him make his Christmas.

This of course includes kidnapping the REAL Santa Claus. Man, I love this movie.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Robin Hood: Men in Tights


Oh Mel Brooks, is there nothing you can't make hilarious? What is there to say, it's Robin Hood, you know the story. But it's very funny. So watch the damn movie. Stop questioning Mel Brooks movies, they are funny.

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Monday, March 28, 2011

Braindead (Dead Alive)



The funniest zombie movie ever. Also, probably the goriest zombie movie I've ever seen. The movie never takes itself too seriously, and because of that it is never really all that scary but it is thoroughly fucked up. There isn't much I can do to explain the plot of the movie, girl meets boy - finds out that she is destined to be with boy through tarot - boy dates girl - boy's mother turned into zombie - boy keeps zombie mom in basement - zombie priest - lawn mover... oh, see none of that makes any sense out of context. Just watch the movie.

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